Being The Funny Friend Is Hard

I hate having chronic pain. I was perfectly fine right up until I finished my lunch, then it went down hill. My joints started to stiffen and became hard to move and I thought it was because of the cold (which it could have been) so I warmed up my hands with a warm water bottle. It helped to let my fingers move easier, but then the pain started. It started in my hands and spread throughout my body. I took a bath and then just laid under my heated blanket. I am currently sitting on the floor crying because of the pain waiting for my pain meds to kick in.

The worst part about this is that if it was someone else who feels like I do, then they would be able to go to the ER to get relief. Or could go to sleep knowing that it would be better in the morning. I am worried that it will get worse and I will have to miss another day at school when just last week I missed 3 1/2 days.

I am exhausted and overwhelmed and ready to give up.

Mom: She is nearsighted and has a stigmatism.

Me *finger guns*: Yeah I do!

Mom *disappointed look*

I don't believe that the Little Mermaid should be black, or asian, or Mexican.

She shouldn't even be white.

Or human.

Instead I vote Alice to be the new Little Mermaid.

Who is Alice you might ask? Alice is my dog

Can she sing? No

Can she act? No

Can she even obey simple commands? Not without heavy bribery.

Even with not being able to do any of that, I still believe she would make the best Little Mermaid there ever was.

She wanted the part so bad that she even went as a mermaid this year for Halloween.

Vote Alice for Little Mermaid 2023 to help her achieve her dreams.

Mine was Nell Jackson from Renegade Nell.

Forget 'who was your sexual awakening?'

What character or person made you comfortable coming out?

Puppies are just drunk miniature dogs with ADHD.

Listen up! If you buy women's pants/skirts, learn to sew! You can make pockets yourself and they can be big enough to hold a child if you so please.

Just finished the Ithaca Saga. Time to go to fanfics, fanart and ai bots to cope.

I know what cane I'm gonna buy! (It's the only green one with a t-handle I could find) I hope this cane will help me!!

Heres a link:

If you are hosting an event where there are a lot of people, you don't have to have the speakers all the fucking way up!

Why the fuck doesn't aloof doesn't mean silly goofy little guy???