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Lockwood & Co. (2023—) 1.02: Let Go of Me

He's so fucked up <3

ending the year with the gay icon that is southern gentlemen detective benoit blanc

Someone on here made a great post about how Cassandra Brand is a clear reference to Greek mythologys Cassandra, a priestess who was doomed to only tell true prophecies but never be believed. Cassandra obviously warns Miles and her friends about what his new miracle fuel will do and is entirely disregarded.

I read this post and was like "oh that's so smart, you're so right." And then like, went on with whatever I was doing.

And then that night I'm laying in bed and my eyes snap open and my brain is like "her sister was HELEN."

Cassandra forsaw the fall of Troy and was not believed.

Helen caused the fall of Troy.

"It wasnt the real mona lisa bc the real mona lisa was painted on wood and thats clearly canvass" versus "It was the real Mona Lisa, just suspend your disbelief for a second" --- fam. Both options are good. Both options are great.

Either it was the real mona lisa, in which case, Miles Bron is a murdering idea-stealing phony who will be forever known as the guy who destroyed THEE mona lisa, and there is absolutely no coming back from that ----

OR, it was a fake, bc the museum was like "lmfao this joker thinks we'd loan him the ACTUAL mona lisa? Ahahahahaha" in which case, there's all the initial press coverage of the explosion and the shitty fuel and the murders and then the revelation that THEE MONA LISA was destroyed on Miles Bron's watch, and all of that plays out across the media, and THEN!!! the Lourve gets to step forward saying "dont worrry guys. We never gave him the real painting. We didn't trust him with it. We gave him a fake and he never noticed," which the media would have a FIELD DAY with, because it's like the resurrection of Jesus only with a painting, instead of a person, and also, the whole thing is funny as FUCK, bc they gave him a fake and he didnt notice, and also-also, clearly the Lourve was ahead of the curve when it came to recognising Miles' stupidity, and it'll stay in the media for WEEKS, that Miles was conned by the lourve and clearly they were right to trick him because LOOK WHAT HAPPENED to the fake Mona lisa, PLUS of course all the rest of the stuff like the 2 murders and the hydrogen fuel and the idea theft and etc.

Like?? There's no losing here. Both options are great. If it was real, then he'll never live it down, and if it was fake, he'll never live it down. Either way: fantastic

Look at his face. Benoit Blanc said to Helen that the killer would know she wasn't Andi, but LOOK AT HIS FACE. Miles "Vainglorious Buffoon" Bron is a bigger idiot than Blanc proclaimed. This is the face of a man realizing for the first time who Helen is. Birdie was quicker to connect the dots than Miles. We can't know if Miles sent the puzzle box to Andi so he could pretend he didn't know she was dead or because he legit forgot to tell his puzzle guy to remove Andi from his friend list, but this is the face of a man who had no idea Andi had a twin sister. This man shit himself when he saw "Andi" getting off that boat because HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK SHE'S ALIVE AND SHE KNOWS I TRIED TO KILL HER FUCK FUCK FUCK THINK MILES THINK. Duke showed him the news article about Andi's death, so you'd think that's when Miles would remember Andi had a twin sister, but noooooo, this flabbergasted face tells me that despite the articles he still thought that Andi was alive and on his island. When "Andi" shows up with the envelope and blood on her blouse this dude must have almost had a heart attack because FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY WONT THIS WOMAN FUCKING DIE. It isn't until Benoit Blanc says that Andi had a twin sister that the lightbulb lights up and Miles' face goes from surprise to giving Helen the stink eye and then pure rage and hatred.

I've watched this movie 4 times and each time this man gets dumber and dumber.

Add Elijah Wood too.

I love all the tiny details in Glass Onion, like the way Miles freezes whenever there's a crisis and then does the first thing that comes to mind without thinking two seconds about it and expects the best outcome every time. Andi found the napkin? Uhhhhh go there immediately and. Kill her? Yeah that took care of i-- wait I went with my signature one of a kind car and now Duke knows I was there uhhh invite all the gang to reiterate my control over them, the pretext can be.... Well I just murdered someone so a murder mystery. What to do with the damning evidence? Nothing, display it in plain sight, aren't I clever. Andi shows up after I killed her? Do literally nothing and pretend everything is fine. Duke connected the dots and wants to blackmail me? Kill him-oh shit police?? Uh uh uhhhh- oh yeah that stupid dock doesn't work, whew

Like, you can see his brain displaying a 404 error message untill someone solves the problem for him or takes someone else's idea for the situations

Collector 1: I sleep with a knife under my pillow, just in case.

Collector 2: yeah, you never know what can happen so I sleep with an axe.

Y/n: Amateurs.

Collector 1: Yeah? So what do you sleep with?

Y/n: The Corinthian.

An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

Like.... Hugh is a menace

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

Birdie flirting with Benoit like her life depends on it like he's not wearing an ascot and a funky little swimsuit while clutching a magazine to his chest. Ma'am, you're barking up the wrong tree.

They could make 50 benoit blanc movies and i will enjoy each and every one of them infact i want them to make 50 movies

Rian Johnson: So he has this live in male-partner

Arthur Conan Doyle: Ah they're in a very ambiguous but most assuredly platonic relations-

Rian Johnson: Nah they gay as hell lmfao

The thing about Benoit blanc, camp detective ™ is that both Daniel Craig and Hugh grant are like yeah they’re gay get over it- they’re not champions of the ✨ fruits ✨ they’re just playing a detective and his baker boyfriend living a happy life together and it’s sweet and wholesome and how it SHOULD BE and a part of me is like yeah calm down this is it this is what you wanted, normal representation without making a big fuss cuz they’re just people being themselves but then of course there’s the voice in my head that’s consistently and loudly squealing THEYRE GAY THEYRE GAY THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND ARE GAY so that’s my internal conflict for the year sorted

Taskmaster teams and the very specific vibes they give off (to me)(4)

I know it’s early doors but…(SPOILERS FOR TEAM CONFIGURATIONS)

Dara O’Briain, Fern Brady, and John Kearns- A recently married middle aged man trying desperately to bond with the adult children of his new wife. He’s bought them presents of things his wife remembered her kids liking when they were teenagers and have since grown out of. 

Sarah Millican and Munya Chawawa- An auntie and her favorite nephew out on a day of shopping. He’s treating her, just because, and is about to surprise with a nice lunch.

Me in my Creative Writing minor

. . . yeonbin layouts.

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He looks so good!!! 🙌

Lolllll

#iconic #stucky

“I’ve had the time of my life,

and I owe it all to you…”

This felt like a personal attack

im rooster fans

Too accurate

Send more hot pics of Tom plz

you mean... like these?

Well-

TXT + OFF-STAGE VS. ON-STAGE DUALITY ↳ requested by @starburstfloat

Captain Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, your reputation precedes you. Thank you, Sir. Wasn’t a compliment.

This film is gold honestly

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

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