Cleverlittlekobold - Humour-ous Theatre Daemon

okay idk if this is going to make my case any better but I was referring to a terrible awful no good very smutty fanfic of George and Lenny where they referred to Lenny's member as, well, lets justr say........his "throbbing baguette."

"someone should just put me down. sexual style. like what george and lennie had."

-- @cleverlittlekobold 11/10/2024

Smintheus, the mouse god of plagues, feels bad after making people sick in the Iliad

"my apollocheese"

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

hello beloveds ☺️

Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy

please want me remote editorial positions please desire me carnally

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!