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Sascha having a meltdown during a match, burying his face in his towel screaming and whining, is really painful to watch.

May I remind y’all that the only country to win Eurovision three times in a row and the country with the most wins in Eurovision also sent a turkey puppet that screamed “give Ireland twelve points” to a beat

How to kidnap tennis players

Andy Murray: Tell him his mother sent you to fetch him, and if he doesn’t come, he’s gonna be in trouble.

Andrey Rublev: He likes boxing, and his dad is a former boxer… Honestly, if you want to go for it… I didn’t tell you to do it.

Rafael Nadal: Just start screaming for help, he’s too nice not to fall for it.

David Goffin: Disguise yourself as an elderly person carrying a heavy bag, ask him to help you with your grocery.

Denis Shapovalov: Some candy, ice-cream or a cup of Starbucks will do.

Sascha Zverev: Ask him: “Do you want to see puppies?” If you want to be extra sure, show him a puppy and say: “I got more in my car!”

Mischa Zverev: Tell him you have Sascha. He can’t leave the idiot alone.

Dominic Thiem: Say you saw an animal trapped in some plastic bags, ask him to help you free the animal. Add something along the lines of: “We really need to stop the plastic plague!” to look legitimate.

Novak Djokovic: Ask Roger and Rafa for help. They’ll gladly help you make him disappear.

John Isner: Put something really high, then ask him to grab it for you because you can’t reach it. Make sure your trunk is big enough, though.

Stefanos Tsitsipas: Straight up tell him you want to kidnap him. He’ll go with it for the fame and vlogging material.

Diego Schwartzman: Just grab him, he’s tiny.

Grigor Dimitrov: Print fake flyers with a new fashion store opening. The address is your lair, of course.

Jérémy Chardy: Ask him: “Are you lost?” He’s lost 99% of the time, so it will probably work.

Roger Federer: You’ll probably have to use a gun here, because you can’t outsmart him.

Nick Kyrgios: Don’t even try.

Vasek vs denis next omg fuck

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Síobhan, maedb, aoibhean, Sadhbh:

No one:

Not a person:

Everyone outside Ireland:

Thanks Fabio for sharing these photos 😂💙😭

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