completeyrandomstuff7
This is mostl just tennis stuff
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A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.
Excuse me whilst I am sad until grass court season
tag yourself i’m sascha and andy
Tennis players on the Titanic
Roger Federer: Everyone in the 1st class knows him and respects him. Always dressed impeccably, best manners by far, can hold conversation with anyone and not appear snobbish. When the disaster strikes, he’s offered a place in the lifeboat but it’s out of question he’d take it while they are still women and children on board.
Rafael Nadal: While everyone’s having brandy, stuffing themselves in the restaurant and boasting about their wealth, he’s in the gym. Joins everyone only after dinner, out of politeness (and to be with Roger). When the ship starts sinking, he’s out trying to help everybody. He’s last seen giving his warm coat to a lady.
Sascha Zverev: Half of the 1st class call him “son” despite him not being related to anybody. When the ship strikes the iceberg, he’s already asleep, so he appears on board half-dressed and really confused. An officer spots him and figures he’s tall and strong and they need men to row, so they put him in a lifeboat. Worst decision ever, because Sascha can’t row at all.
Jack Sock: The one merry passenger of the 3rd class who is really nice and polite and wouldn’t hurt a fly, but once the ship starts sinking, he will break as many doors and rules as he has to because he will not let the people die.
Andy Murray: Comes from a totally matriarchal family, so doesn’t get half of the gentlemen’s sexist jokes. Approves of the ship’s construction, but constantly complains about the quality of tea. When the disaster strikes, he blames himself for it, just because he’s British.
Nick Kyrgios: That one problematic passenger that constantly gets into fights with the crew over trespassing and destroying things. Survives, because it’s Nick, and then sues the hell out of the company.
Novak Djokovic: Everyone in the 1st class hates him because he constantly makes inappropriate jokes and impersonates fellow passengers. Tries to appear brave first, but finally bribes an officer to get a place in the lifeboat.
Jeremy Chardy: Doesn’t know how he got on the Titanic, probably won the tickets in poker or something. Doesn’t know how he got in the lifeboat, probably just wandered there when nobody was looking. Utterly confused all the time.
Diego Schwartzman: The one 2nd class passenger you don’t even notice, because he minds his own business. Survives, because in the dark and chaos he gets mistaken for a child.
Denis Shapovalov: The ray of sunshine, having the time of his life on the Titanic. Asks for seconds during dinners and everyone thinks it’s cute. Tells everyone there has to be a happy ending, because it’s his birthday (April 15th). Literally the last person on board to lose hope.
Dominic Thiem: Too nice and shy for the 1st class smoking room. Spends afternoons drinking tea with elderly ladies, who all want him to marry their granddaughters. When the ship starts sinking, he cries, because he can’t save everyone. Survives, but suffers from major survivor guilt.
Grigor Dimitrov: Only there to seduce the ladies, major gold digger, has the largest wardrobe. Is on the Titanic because everyone who means something is on the Titanic, but actually fights with being seasick.
David Goffin: Is so inconspicuous and polite he gets mistaken for a steward a couple times. A brilliant student who’s just graduated and is traveling to see the world and have a break (everything covered by his parents, of course). Helps old ladies and children get in the lifeboats.
Stefanos Tsitsipas: Pretends he’s very rich and heir to some estates, an exiled Greek prince or something. In fact he’s completely broke because the life he leads is not compatible with his bank account. The last money he spent… yes, for the tickets. Luckily, will get compensation after the sinking.
Marin Čilić: Had a premonition that the ship will sink, very pessimistic, doesn’t even leave his cabin and sleeps with the lifejacket on. Feels the urge to tell everyone “I told you this would happen!” while the ship is sinking.
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May I remind y’all that the only country to win Eurovision three times in a row and the country with the most wins in Eurovision also sent a turkey puppet that screamed “give Ireland twelve points” to a beat
Síobhan, maedb, aoibhean, Sadhbh:
No one:
Not a person:
Everyone outside Ireland:
Today on “Hozier’s Likes”: funky Irish phrases
*Ryan trying to hurry the kids on*
Kids wanting a shoutout:
Another iconic interview moment from Osaka
ATP players as vines!
Special thanks to @zverevmischa for dealing with me while i did this ❤️
the british royal family breaking up and 'come out ye black and tans' getting to no 1 in the Irish charts is NOT how i expected 2020 to go, but i am loving it nonetheless
If it ain’t the truth
There are only four Irish folk songs:
1. I had too much to drink and I regret nothing
2. I met a fair bonny lass and she was bonny and fair
3. We will fight the British for ever and ever and ever and ever and
4. I have left Ireland and I shall never be happy again
Towns in Ireland that start with ‘Bally’
Can you throw back to James and Rebecca?
Rafa: i throw the what
Stef having a mini mental breakdown because Sascha is blocking his view. Also this is the cutest thing I've seen all day.
Selfie time
Vasek vs denis next omg fuck
SERENA WON HER FIRST FUCKING TITLE IN ALMOST THREE YEARS AHHHH. YES I’M CRYING! I LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH. I’M SOOOOO PROUD, OLYMPIA WILL BE TOO😭😭😭🥰🥰🎉🎉🎉💗💗🥺
I'm not accepting opinions because I'm right pls no drama it's just a joke I love them all
is he ok
toumas mother in episode 12 SUBMITTED BY @xfgnzrf
Sascha having a meltdown during a match, burying his face in his towel screaming and whining, is really painful to watch.
Monte Carlo, population: every single tennis player ever
Sascha Zverev crashing Kyle Edmund’s interview with his popcorn.
“Yup, I’m enjoying my life right now. That’s what I’m doing today.”
best of 2019 press conferences
John McEnroe, 1984