Toumas Mother In Episode 12 SUBMITTED BY @xfgnzrf​

Can you throw back to James and Rebecca?

Rafa: i throw the what

IS THAT A PURSE?

Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

let me share this collection of poorly made old gifs with everything else that breaks my heart about australia ‘09, besides the obvious:

roger angrily mouthing “shit” to himself when he can’t get his tears under control 

the twitch in rafa’s cheek and the way he looks like he’s in literal pain watching roger fall apart up there 

the achingly boyish way roger cries, those sweet clumsy gestures  

little reassurance thigh/tiddy taps 

“rog, sorry for today, I really know how you feel” and roger’s brief flicker of a smile and the way their eyes lock (again) and his little nod 

the way rafa turns and looks on as roger leaves like all he wants to do is go after him. the way he looks lost for a moment standing there alone.

and I guess we don’t need a gif to know what happened later that evening… 

If only there were sunny days in ireland

I just wanna drive down a country road in Ireland on a sunny day and blast Hozier

Tennis players when someone breaks inside their house

Novak Djokovic: Greets the robbers with a hunting rifle. Proceeds to hunt them down around the house. The police arrest them all.

Sascha Zverev: Grabs his dogs, hides in a closet and texts Mischa that he loves him, and that he has to take care of the dogs when he’s dead. Mischa has to call the police, because it obviously won’t occur to Sascha to do it.

Gael Monfils: Constructs a series of booby traps, Home Alone style. Has the fun of his life. Two robbers nearly die in the process. The third one is traumatized for life.

Rafael Nadal: Tries to explain to the robbers that what they are doing is really bad, and they should never do it again. They cry and leave.

Stefanos Tsitsipas: Liveblogs the whole thing, films the robbers from underneath the bed. The police are very happy about the evidence provided. Not so much about Stefanos taking a selfie with the arrested robbers. Keeps vlogging about the incident for three months.

Denis Shapovalov: Totally sleeps through them getting in, so they find him in bed. Begs the robbers not to kill him. Two start crying, the third considers adopting him.

Dominic Thiem: Can’t find his phone, so he hides in the closet. Refuses to come out even when the police arrive, because he thinks they are fake policemen.

Nick Kyrgios: Kills the robbers without hesitation.

Daniil Medvedev: Throws money at the robbers, because he finds it funny that they actually want the change he has at home.

Andrey Rublev: Hears the robbers breaking in through the door. Exits by the window, waits for them outside with the police. Gives them a judging look as they’re being arrested.

Jeremy Chardy: Entirely confused. Asks the robbers what they are doing there. They are confused. They don’t know what they are doing there. They all have wine.

Grigor Dimitrov: Stands in front of his closet and yells: “Take my money, but leave the clothes alone!” Judges the robbers’ fashion style. Black balaclavas went out of style in the 90s.

Andy Murray: Calls the police, then complains about them not coming quickly enough. The system is terrible, indeed, somebody could die.

Roger Federer: Hides and calls the police, as any normal person would.

1 thing I want to know: Favourite form of potato?

Obviously roast potatoes there's no other option

the british royal family breaking up and 'come out ye black and tans' getting to no 1 in the Irish charts is NOT how i expected 2020 to go, but i am loving it nonetheless

Síobhan, maedb, aoibhean, Sadhbh:

No one:

Not a person:

Everyone outside Ireland: