Tennis Players When Someone Breaks Inside Their House

Tennis players when someone breaks inside their house

Novak Djokovic: Greets the robbers with a hunting rifle. Proceeds to hunt them down around the house. The police arrest them all.

Sascha Zverev: Grabs his dogs, hides in a closet and texts Mischa that he loves him, and that he has to take care of the dogs when he’s dead. Mischa has to call the police, because it obviously won’t occur to Sascha to do it.

Gael Monfils: Constructs a series of booby traps, Home Alone style. Has the fun of his life. Two robbers nearly die in the process. The third one is traumatized for life.

Rafael Nadal: Tries to explain to the robbers that what they are doing is really bad, and they should never do it again. They cry and leave.

Stefanos Tsitsipas: Liveblogs the whole thing, films the robbers from underneath the bed. The police are very happy about the evidence provided. Not so much about Stefanos taking a selfie with the arrested robbers. Keeps vlogging about the incident for three months.

Denis Shapovalov: Totally sleeps through them getting in, so they find him in bed. Begs the robbers not to kill him. Two start crying, the third considers adopting him.

Dominic Thiem: Can’t find his phone, so he hides in the closet. Refuses to come out even when the police arrive, because he thinks they are fake policemen.

Nick Kyrgios: Kills the robbers without hesitation.

Daniil Medvedev: Throws money at the robbers, because he finds it funny that they actually want the change he has at home.

Andrey Rublev: Hears the robbers breaking in through the door. Exits by the window, waits for them outside with the police. Gives them a judging look as they’re being arrested.

Jeremy Chardy: Entirely confused. Asks the robbers what they are doing there. They are confused. They don’t know what they are doing there. They all have wine.

Grigor Dimitrov: Stands in front of his closet and yells: “Take my money, but leave the clothes alone!” Judges the robbers’ fashion style. Black balaclavas went out of style in the 90s.

Andy Murray: Calls the police, then complains about them not coming quickly enough. The system is terrible, indeed, somebody could die.

Roger Federer: Hides and calls the police, as any normal person would.