No Matter How Terrible My Day Is. I Can Always End My Day In Bed Imagining Fictional Characters Making

THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

I feel such a deep soul bond with this image. It is me and I am it

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

I haven’t platonicposted in a while

💞kiss kiss fall in love! 💞

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

bring his ass to a simmer

yeah!!! after reading the event, im even more excited about them as a duo. they have such fun chemistry! dante's a pretty difficult guy to get along with, but garu's the perfect dog for the job of being his friend ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

after this event, dante and garu are an adventure duo, right? this is the second intense crime(?) they'll have dealt with. lowkey, they've got the perfect groundwork for an adventure serial first adventure like: first adventure (solaria history) --> beach episode --> second adventure (yokai circus)

they really fit the mold of a hardboiled guy and his bright eyed companion. plus, out of all of the clan members, dante actually likes garu and respects his skills. garu can keep up with dante's rigorous standards and he's a cute puppy. perfect synergy. (technically, they're an adventure trio with eiden, but eiden is kind of a given lmao)