THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

the end

Hypothetically speaking, if it was a Blade and Dante circus event, it would be hilarious if it was like the cowboy one. On one hand there's Dante investigating some illegal bullshit connected to Solaria, he has to act as the ring master of a circus because they are smuggling weapons in the peanuts or something idk and then on the other hand there's Blade like "Darling, I wanna join the circus!"

moe moe kyun~ <3

i think i've decided that these will be photocards :)

Eiden's outfit is really cute!

a treasure found antiquing today

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

i see dante is holding eiden in his lap again... 📝

the two-faced god of klein

ao3 link

the parallels between huey and olivine, huh