Crispyzom - Your Friendly Neighborhood Bisexual

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Ok so the running gag of Eddie losing his shoes was hilarious but why is none talking about how in the final act, when they are running from the xenophage in the lab, Venom grabs a pair of sneakers for Eddie. The fact that he noticed Eddies lack of shoes and in the middle of a life or death battle remembered “oh shit I need to get some foot protection for my husband” is absolutely adorable. Eddie is constantly on Venoms mind. He’s always thinking about him and how to help him and keep him happy.

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

this is my mood 24/7

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

FORGET WHATEVER BULLSHIT MARK IS DOING

LOOK AT AMY!!!

whoever wrote on tiktok after the finale that “anna’s taking care of sarah whilst joel’s down there taking care of ellie”, i’m in ur walls tonight

WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!

haven't posted anything for a long time

came back just to say I have gone feral for a pair of old men

Elwin: We call that a traumatic event

Elwin, turning to Fitz: Not a “bruh moment”

Elwin, turning to Sophie: Not a “major L”

Elwin, turning to Keefe: And definitely not an “OOF lmao”

THIS IS VERY POWERFUL AND IMPORTANT! I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY 

Part 2!

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Part 1