If Sergio Ramos Was An Animal, He Would Be A Pitbull Named Daisy.

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

the cuntafication and flopafication of the national team. i know whats up my bretherin. #speaking from the heart

— efendim zika mlaz

Zakomplicirat će te vi moje srčane probleme.

Luka Modrić: “Mi si u kvalifikacijama volimo malo zakomplicirat.”

Truer words have never been spoken

No world cup? Don't worry there is someone who can fix that.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Oh I am SOOOOOO DEFINITELY 100% REAL NO CAP normal about this man. No weird intensions or particular thoughts about him...

So normal.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I. Am. So. Normal. About. Him. I. Don't. Know. What. You. Mean. By. Daddy. Issues.

HE JUMPS

THEY'RE FEEDING HIM PANCAKES WITH LINO LADA

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

Well anyways to distract myself from the shit I went through on Thursday, I'm going to post pictures from it!

Yes me, Stoja, I was at the stadium when we played the game. Regardless of the result it was probably one of the best experiences I've had regarding football

ALSO JURANOVIĆ WAVED AT ME GUYS DJFVSKDBDK

They're ass I know but it is what it is

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

do y'all really think minors don't read the fanfics y'all write?? 💀💀