Josko Gvardiol - Blog Posts

they have no fashion sense whatsoever so i dress them instead

ik these r a bit too fashionable 4 a straight man 2 wear outside but how many fucks do i give? nun

- efendim zika mlaki

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

josko dresses horribly, a thread.

these are so bad i wanna give him a zero... but i cant do that so i give him a one.

somebody get this man a stylist or smth cause this shit is horrendous and absolute ass. HIS SISTERS LET HIM GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS.

— efendim zika mlaz

the cuntafication and flopafication of the national team. i know whats up my bretherin. #speaking from the heart

— efendim zika mlaz

croatia truthers rise up. we got a tournament to be delusional about soon.

we will win that shit aint that right??? NEVA BACK DOWN NEVA WHAT??🗣🗣NEVA GIVE UP!!!!

— efendim zika mlaki

"Man I hope that Gvardiol and Kovačić are doing alright in Man City"

What Joško and Kova are doing (most likely) in man city:

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

(Listen Jack doesn't know what England looks like on a map, it's not a big stretch to say he doesn't know Croatia exists/j)

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Dumb, dumber and peepaw

- efendim Stojan Šmrk