Chad Based Real Croatia Nt Fan (we Are All Him)

My friend: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: I want Jude Bellingham, naked and oiled up under my Christmas tree (haha I said that as a joke of course guys I wasn't serious (I was serious))

My friend: ... I'll see what I can do...

WHAT SHE DID:

SHE MADE A FUCKING CLAY SCULPTURE OF JUDE 😭😭😭

I don't condone the actions of any fans that act fucking stupid and hateful, but this is ridiculous. HNS and the Croatian nt can't stop the people from acting like assholes. Fine the people who did those things, not the god damn organization.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI HE'S FUCKING AMAZING RAAAAAAA-

ah yes me and my 150cm tall livi cardboard cutout that i got for my birthday from stoja

– efendim zika mlaz

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3

josko dresses horribly, a thread.

these are so bad i wanna give him a zero... but i cant do that so i give him a one.

somebody get this man a stylist or smth cause this shit is horrendous and absolute ass. HIS SISTERS LET HIM GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS.

— efendim zika mlaz

I love being petty <3

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it

Mitski wrote "I bet on losing dogs" in 2016 so I can listen to it whenever the Croatian nt loses a game.

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3