I Wasn't At A Risk Of A Heart Attack For The First Time In My Football Watching Career

HE JUMPS

Zakomplicirat će te vi moje srčane probleme.

Luka Modrić: “Mi si u kvalifikacijama volimo malo zakomplicirat.”

Truer words have never been spoken

The feminine urge to be their problematic young girlfriend

me when i realize the lamp looks a lil too flat and that i am in fact not married to dominik szoboszlai and we dont have 4 kids

mateo singing to haaland for his birthday took me out

People judging me and asking "why him???" has happened and will continue to happen to me but honestly I'mma keep defending the fact that Luka is handsome till the day I die.

- efendim stojan šmrk

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

ah yes me and my 150cm tall livi cardboard cutout that i got for my birthday from stoja

– efendim zika mlaz

"Man I hope that Gvardiol and Kovačić are doing alright in Man City"

What Joško and Kova are doing (most likely) in man city:

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

(Listen Jack doesn't know what England looks like on a map, it's not a big stretch to say he doesn't know Croatia exists/j)

I'm so desperate foe them to win that I'll turn back to catholicism. I just need my pookies to win.

-Efendim Stojan