Trans Men Are Handsome

Silly Game Time: A mermaid and a pirate meet on a pier for a conversation by moonlight (not a full moon nor a crescent moon, but a gibbous moon--which is what it's called when the moon is between half and full) (the phase of the moon's probably not important to their conversation; I just like the term "gibbous moon" and think more people should know it).

Anyway! What do you think they're talking about?

Secret treasures.

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letters in RIP stand for?

They stand for Real Iguana Problems.

crunch bar ಥ╭╮ಥ

I'm the wrong person to stalk. I'll post things just because I know you're watching.

HELP

hey

hey you

I’m proud of you for making it through the day, no matter how hard it’s been

bishova pizza date 🍕🍕🍕

you look great in that frog costume

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt predicted both deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

It's May 1st and I've yet to see Justin Timberlake on my dash. So disappointing..