Oh ok ow.
Bruce not wanting to dance at random with people just vying for his attention because DANCING WAS SOMETHING HE DID WITH HIS MOM excuse me I'm going to go fling myself into the sun.
This is me and a friend when we talk on Snapchat at 2 am
Wait Bruce putting himself in danger to be petty with Clark and Clark not being able to do anything cause Kryptonite fits really well in my head.
Clark: “B please! You’re gonna get sick or worse please stop!”
Bruce: gets out another stick of kryptonite gum and starts chewing on it
Clark: “B NO” with tears streaming from his eyes
Idk why but this is hilarious to me
I think Batman passive-aggressively chews his kryptonite gum when he's annoyed with Clark. The sound itself drives Clark insane but the gum is a warning that further arguments between them will be settled on a battlefield of some sort.
You know that trope where individually characters are super competent and smart but when they get together the brain cell gets lost between them.
That’s the Trinity. They can do it sometimes but for the most part either one of them has the brain cell or none of them do.
Random Thoughts:
Ok so to be honest I did have a thought but as I was typing it went away so now I have nothing and I’m just typing.
The thought is still there but like to buried for me to get at and type about so it’s gone.
Hope everyone has a good night
Ok so one more thing before I go.
Do you remember when I said Bruce’s plan was his faith in Clark?
GUESS WHAT CLARK’S PLAN WAS?!
My god these two are just so much. I never even noticed this parallel until I was doing this happy rang series my god. I love studying writing stuff.
"Flash take the controls," Hal ordered, opening the hatch at the back.
Barry blinked, noticing the empty pilot's seat and zooming into it, shouting, "Are you crazy? I don't know how to fly this thing?!"
"What?" Hal demanded. Something exploded on the planet.
"I'm a forensic scientist!" Barry yelled, wildly pressing buttons. "Isn't there some kind of autopilot?" Looks back to see Hal gone.
Their spaceship proceeds to nose dive towards the alien planet, and Barry starts screaming--
Batman paused the footage, turning to the newer members. "And that's why flight training is now mandatory for all members of the League."
"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not
Warframe Spoilers
I can’t believe Albrecht Entrati is the Victor Frankenstein of the Orakin Empire.