I Think When The King Himself Reminds Us That Just Existing Is A Thing We’re Doing It Just Means So

As someone who drinks 1-2 large glasses of milk a day, I think my biggest nightmare is gaining lactose intolerance.

I was washing a dish at work and the sauce had a very interesting consistency. I made a joke about it to a colleague but he didn’t get it. Ended up accidentally teaching a guy about the existence of the omegaverse

they should invent a way to save your mother

Reliving the memory of a typical British childhood dinner

Crazy date idea: we watch The Scooby Doo live action films and list all the signs that Velma and Daphne should have ended up together.

We can also do the same with Mystery Inc. if you’re feeling really flirty.

Sometimes it’s really difficult to trust that there’s something in the future worth all this fighting

Sometimes I lie in bed and imagine I’m dying so I feel slightly less horrible about how much of a mess my life is

Fuck yeah. Bugs and women.

I was bored in class

The fact I want to bring a spray bottle of water wherever I go so I can turn up mysteriously damp to all my side quests is actually insane. (I might just do it).

do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp