Sometimes I lie in bed and imagine I’m dying so I feel slightly less horrible about how much of a mess my life is
Nobody deserves to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren't enough.
As someone who drinks 1-2 large glasses of milk a day, I think my biggest nightmare is gaining lactose intolerance.
I think when the King himself reminds us that just existing is a thing we’re doing it just means so much more.
proving love sometimes means takin a risk. i mean EXISTING is just about the biggest risk there is. but dang what a reward to sit here for a moment and breathe the air and see the stars. what an adventure
Fuck yeah. Bugs and women.
I was bored in class
I just want a silly little app where I can post pictures with captions and messages and nobody can see it
The fact I want to bring a spray bottle of water wherever I go so I can turn up mysteriously damp to all my side quests is actually insane. (I might just do it).
do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp
Crazy date idea: we watch The Scooby Doo live action films and list all the signs that Velma and Daphne should have ended up together.
We can also do the same with Mystery Inc. if you’re feeling really flirty.
they should invent a way to save your mother
I was washing a dish at work and the sauce had a very interesting consistency. I made a joke about it to a colleague but he didn’t get it. Ended up accidentally teaching a guy about the existence of the omegaverse