I’m Not Even A Gothamite Anymore And Refuse To Die Unless I See His Stupid Face In The Obituaries Or

They had to shut down the psychology department at gotham state due to them wanting to “prevent another psychology based supervillain”. And honestly I can’t blame them, the science department is under a lot of scrutiny, biology and tech especially, I heard that they created a clause that states that if someone reports signs of any kind of obsession at all, they are required to see a psychologist, which has prevented a few villains(albeit minor ones) but has mostly gotten people with disorders like ocd some therapy, and at least one person got diagnosed with autism.

Maybe why I get annoyed easily when people can casually say that Bruce or any of the members should get therapy it's like um

Therapy can be very tricky and untrustworthy and whose to say if said therapist would actually listen to them I mean look at what happened with Harley and Hugo Strange it's Gotham and Bruce

It's like who can Bruce literally talk too without being suspicious

This is interesting, I’ll have to ask the new photographer Peter about this spider man sometime

Well, yes.

This must be what happens when poison ivy forms a gang

Absolutely dumb 🤣

Honestly good for both of them, Clark is one of the best people I’ve ever met, and he deserves the luxury only someone like Bruce Wayne can provide.

guys i think he overdid it

He’s got an animal theme, wears red and black, has a no killing rule, knows how to swing. Someone is getting a pair of tights

Who wins? Spider-man or Batman?

Yeah, as someone who used to be a gothamite, this is what goons looked like, I actually recognize the guy in the blue jacket, his name is John, he’s surprisingly nice for a henchman.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

@dailybugle-intern

Hey should I be concerned

Please, please tell me he didn’t leave the house.

Hydras Back!

oh!

The gotham gazette did a poll a few years ago, an overwhelming amount of people voted yes and probably, which in Gotham just means it’s none of our business.

Is Batman a furry

probably idk

Can’t believe despite working with him for a while I never noticed he looks like Clint walker, my grandpa was obsessed with the man

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