"I Do Not Think James Norrington Knows Where The Clit Is, But He Sure As Hell Thinks He Does. And You

your girl calls me will the way I turner on or whatever

round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

this is absolutely amazing and it sends me into convulsions but i genuinely thought you meant peter griffin and the horse. from . the horse is here .

Worst parallel to Will and Hannibal was definitely horse guy and Peter. Peter was genuinely good. Will was so eager to think they were the same, to empathize, feel less alone in his pain, yet...In the end, what matters most is exactly what he told Peter himself, "I envy your hate". As much as Will wanted to relate to Peter, he still chooses to let his killer live. He would always choose his killer. And he knows. It's why, when Hannibal suggests that Peter is in the same darkness as him, Will says "I'm alone in that darkness".

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the thing they dont tell you about joining iNaturalist is how quickly you will acquire at least one nemesis

truly do appreciate that this essentially just means "throw me to the ants and i'll come back pregnant"

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

i missed this on pi day i've never been so upset

round one of #the jackchelor has wrapped up with devastating results on many fronts. esmeralda, angelica, scrum, anamaria, the secondary jacks, salazar, bootstrap and cristpophe have all been sent to a farm upstate and we move onto round two. who will survive? who will win? find out on #the jackchelor ‼️

ROUND TWO LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs davyjack ❤️

turrow ⚔️ vs speckett 🔥

jackgibbs 🦡 vs sparrabeth 🦑

calyjack 🌊 vs sparrington 👮

this has been sitting in my capcut drafts for months i'm tired of looking at it begone foul thing etc