Me When The Bad Bitch Only Exists In The Metaphysical

and secret service reported seeing him 20 minutes before the shots and then did nothing

anddd the building was supposed to be in security parameters but they were just kinda like eh it’s fine

TRUMP COULDA DIEDD!!!!! SO CLOSEE!!!!!!!!!! AERGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thought it was rocket but i looked it up and it was record :(

in the beginning of You Spin Me Right Round does he say ROCKET 🚀 or RACKET 🏸

i love roadtrips but if i’m in the car too long i can feel each individual tooth and i want to claw my eyes out

guess who saw a capybara today :)

whipping out the google docs

weezer yaoi

everyone say happy birthday to her right now

THERE WAS THIS GAME I PLAYED IN LIKE THE EARLY 2010S AND IT WAS AN ENDLESS RUNNER AND IT HAD HORSES AND THE FIRST HORSE YOU STARTED OUT WITH WAS A SMALL PINK HORSE AND IT WAS IN KINDA LIKE A PIXELATED STYLE AND IT PLAYED HOTEL CALIFORNIA IN THE BACKGROUND AND YOU WOULD JUMP OVER FARMERS AND MUD