Honestly This Reminds Me Of The Tom And Jerry Episode Where Tom Fucking DIES And The Only Way He Won’t

Honestly this reminds me of the Tom and Jerry episode where Tom fucking DIES and the only way he won’t be sent to Hell is if Jerry signs a paper saying he forgives Tom lmfao

Ok ok ok so hear me out. I've seen a lot of stories and prompts where the Joker is scared of Danny. But honestly? Big scary ghost? Whatever, doesn't phase him. He's seen scarier. He's done scarier. Try again.

But you know what has been actually proven to scare the Joker? The IRS. So imagine this man's utter horror when one day an IRS agent just appears in his hideout and lets him know that he still owes them money. The agent gives him a deadline to pay his remaining taxes then leaves.

Joker immediately starts scrambling. He needs to come up with this money fast. No way he's making an enemy out of the IRS. But before that, Johnny? Find my accountant and give him the most painfully funny death you can think of.

For the next few days, Joker is running around, trying to collect the remaining money that he owes but he still doesn't have enough. As the IRS agent so helpfully reminds him every time he shows up.

On the day of the deadline Joker is still just short of what he owes so he pulls out his trump card. Begging.

That's how Batman finds one deranged clown killer on his hands and knees begging for a loan or at the very least some protection and he is utterly confused. It's at that moment when a young man appears out of nowhere.

"I'm sorry. It looks like you still haven't paid all of your taxes," he says in a frighteningly cheerful voice before he grabs the Joker by his collar and drags him into the shadows.

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they put you in wizard101

They Put You In Wizard101

(the king parsley)

Woah mama I'm a wizard 101

1 month ago
Paying Respects.

Paying respects.

Paying Respects.

This is why you guys are great foil for each other. And also why you both need a break.

In other words Yamato is right, but everyone is incredibly emotionally volatile right now and it shows.

Paying Respects.

That is mildly concerning, but also trust your instincts. And not the voices.

Paying Respects.

No! Play gun is no fun!

Paying Respects.

Kiwimon's patience and seriousness is astounding.

Paying Respects.
Paying Respects.

That is not disconcerting. Nope. Not at all. Certainly not something out of a horror movie.

Paying Respects.

Because he is overprotective and puts his self-worth in being a good older brother.

Paying Respects.

Again, I mean this most genuinely. Please find a good therapist. And not someone who will want to commit you kids for being isekai'd during summer break.

Paying Respects.

Yeeeowch.

Paying Respects.

Do not listen! He is no fun! Don't mess with someone who wants to play with their prey!

Paying Respects.

Yes, also because of that. Guns worse playthings.

Paying Respects.

This is why if you insist on play gun then you don't play around and just shoot the person. Or else you will run out of bullets.

Paying Respects.
Paying Respects.
Paying Respects.
Paying Respects.

Feral gremlin child Takeru engaged.

Paying Respects.

If there's anything on both worlds that you two see eye-to-eye on it is being overprotective brothers. So, there's that. This instance then you are wrong.

Paying Respects.

Perhaps it doesn't think you're a good friend right now. I wouldn't think about it too hard though. That will make it worse.

Paying Respects.
Paying Respects.

Hm... I will admit it does look friend-shaped. Maybe consider being decent to other 'mons though and not just build-a-friend.

Paying Respects.

Takeru: :>

Jou: Huh, wonder where Yamato is heading off to. Anyway, it's likely fine.

Paying Respects.

I disagree! There's plenty of resemblance.

Paying Respects.

That is a really cool and menacing shot to conclude the episode. Also, yes, that child did yeet something through that TV screen (likely the remote).

...It also took me a few moments to recognize that it was the TV.

I feel so much for the kids this episode, mostly Yamato and Takeru. Everything really starting to fall apart at the seams, and the strain of leaving it up to children to save the world is starting to show.

1 month ago

Bruce: You know, I was really worried about how Damian was going to react to Danny. I mean, not only is Danny a parallel version of Tim, but he's also my biological son. I thought for sure Damian would be at his throat, but they had been getting along just fine.

Alfred: I concur. I figured I would be cleaning blood stains off the carpet by now, but Master Danny and Master Damian have been spending the entire day together acting like the closest of brothers. It's wonderful

Tim: Fools.

Bruce: What was that Tim?

Tim: I said you're fools. Danny and Damian do not like each other, and they are not accepting of each other. They're just doing a last hurrah before their showdown. Like a final meal, only it's activities they always wanted to do instead of food.

Alfred: What makes you say that?

Tim: Danny told me. He also said, and I quote, "There can only be one. We've decided to settle this the same way we lost our grandparents."

Bruce: What does that mean?

Tim: Look outside.

Danny/Damian in the garden:

Bruce: You Know, I Was Really Worried About How Damian Was Going To React To Danny. I Mean, Not Only

Bruce: OH MY GOD. WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

Tim: There can only be one.

5 months ago

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

2 months ago

Danny: What is this? Jazz: It's not a big deal. Danny: It is a big deal. You're going on a date with a no-good punk. Jazz: Jason is a perfect gentleman. Danny: He rides a bike, wears leather jackets, and is a "perfect gentleman." Hmm, I wonder if I saw that before. Oh, wait. I have! Jazz: Is a girl not allowed to have a type? Leave it. I'm going if you like it or not. I'm an adult and can make my own choices. Danny under his breath: Not if I scare him away. Hours later Jason: Hey, you must be Danny. I'm Jason Danny wide eyed: Hello.... Jazz: We're going to head out now. Bye, Danny. Danny weakly: Okay, bye. Danny franticly calling Tucker: He walked in, and I swear to you, it was like a corpse that came back to life. He's not even being overshadowed or a ghost pretending to be human! He literally Came. Back. Tucker: ....Let's get you a rosary. I have some holy water, too, if you want to come over, and I can put it on your forehead in the shape of a cross. Danny: Yes, please.

4 months ago
This Would Be Their Dynamic If They Ever Meet.

This would be their dynamic if they ever meet.

The reverse works just as well.

This Would Be Their Dynamic If They Ever Meet.
3 months ago
Sick Post I Just Found Online. Sorry I Couldnt Find The Source

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

3 months ago

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

5 months ago
I Just Like The Idea That Zane And Nya Are RUTHLESS During Snowball Fights. Let The Braincell Holders

I just like the idea that Zane and Nya are RUTHLESS during snowball fights. Let the braincell holders go apeshit

I Just Like The Idea That Zane And Nya Are RUTHLESS During Snowball Fights. Let The Braincell Holders
I Just Like The Idea That Zane And Nya Are RUTHLESS During Snowball Fights. Let The Braincell Holders

Don’t tell me either of them haven’t dumped slush down someone else’s neck. There are no rules except for one. Win.

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