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Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

@nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes

Dracthyr Miku <3

yeah hi i call this coping

“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

After re-watching the digimon dub I have compiled a list of my favourite quotes;

Matt: because I'm the MAN

Agumon: Something's not right. My nose ALWAYS knows

Some evil digimon: you've become quite a nuisance

Joe: of course i'm a teenager

Tai: Those black gears are RUDE

Tai: c'mon Izzy let's move out

Izzy: Roger!

Mimi: He forgot his name!

Joe: Could you please stop taunting the deranged android!!

Agumon: they really do come from another world

Gabumon: that is why they're depressed

Tai: We all had to grow up really fast. Except Joe. He just threw up really fast.

Matt: has anyone noticed we talk a lot about food?

TK: What if you get like dead or something?

Patamon: I am not here to raise babies!

Izzy: You creamed him!

Apocalymon: WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?!

Apocalymon: HAHAHA wait what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!

Kari: The light inside me is for everyone

TK: and my hope!

Izzy: KnoWLedGE

Tai, crying: Stupid Matt and his harmonica

TK: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HAT

Cody: here's your hat TK. I didn't want anybody stepping on it.

TK: That's ok I have six others just like it.

Matt: I gotta go, grandma fell asleep on TK again.

Izzy, reading out emails dramatically: Be home by six, oh wait that's my mum.

Ken: We have a verdict you're ugly

Ken: Why are you keeping me here tied up like a pretzel?!

Cody: he's stealing your energy!!

Little girl: mind your own business it's cool!

Random student: so how bout it Guz you ready for that big anatomy test today?

Guz: yeah I spent the whole night looking in the mirror

Izzy: according to my calculations it's all your fault

Cody: I wonder why TK gets so emotional when he talks about the powers of darkness

Ken: Nice friends you got there Davis

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

World of Warcraft and Futurama. I- I don’t even know where to begin, other than Bender will love Goldshire