Any Fruit A Day Keeps The Doctor Away If You Throw It Hard Enough

any fruit a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it hard enough

an apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does poverty

Interesting, I don't like apples

Thank God I'm poor

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