I Cannot Tell What This Image Is Conveying But It Looks Rad So.. 10/10 From Me 😇

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

I used to have nightmares about the evil model magic man

these stemmed from me being mad someone mixed my model magic

The evil model magic man

(Mod note, this is actually trauma I share with him)

I NEED THE WILSON ONE SO BAD AEYYDRJHDFJDFKGC

Would anyone be interested in a eye-tracking house and Wilson keychain

The MOQ is 20 each and it's so expensive to make 😭😭😭

(these are tests I did in ibispaint with the fisheye filter)

ok mentally ill Tumblr I see u...

I took a shit and it looked like a turkey

I want to formulate a response to this but I do NOT know what to say 💔💔🥀🥀

I wonder if it's like finding a specifically shaped chip. Try listing it on eBay 😇

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

the humble zombie girl

I need to stop reblogging things I don't understand because they look funny HELPP