The Humble Zombie Girl

Happy pride month <3

how the fuck did joe biden get prostate cancer and not trump as well

IT WAS I!!!!!!! except actually I accidentally fucked up my spell while aiming for trump it bounced and went for biden. 😞

reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

any fruit a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it hard enough

an apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does poverty

Interesting, I don't like apples

Thank God I'm poor

Trans women are women. Pass it on 🗣️

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

ur so silly I wanna encase u in a cube of resin and put u on a shelf like a trinket :3

I will break free from my cube.

till then, I would love to be a shelf trinket!

SEND ME ASKS IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I deaduzz don't care what it is just ask me stupid shit

I used to have nightmares about the evil model magic man

these stemmed from me being mad someone mixed my model magic

The evil model magic man

(Mod note, this is actually trauma I share with him)