Dickblaster2000 - SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Husband, I put the stars you gave me on a necklace

THATS SO PEAKKK now I have to make more so the necklace becomes full with stars LMAO

Im about to geek I hate my phone so much 💔💔💔 this shit is running at 2 frames a year 💔💔💔. Im so jealous of people with functional phones 😭

EVERYTIME I OPEN AN APP IT GOES "___ has stopped responding" LIKE.. I JUST OPENED IT????????? 😭😭😭😭😭

i have like 5 apps on this thing. A small amount of pictures. And everyday I get the notifaction that I'm OUT OF STORAGE.

My friends trying to text me get a response every 4 business years because that's how often i have patience to open an app, have it crash 6 times, freeze the screen 2 times, start playing music out to no where 4 times, and restart the whole phone 5 times. AND THEN I GET INTO THE APP , KEYBOARD LOADED, AND THEN I TYPE TO FAST AND DO IT ALL AGAIN.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

the humble zombie girl

I get such little reach on here sometimes I feel like im just talking to myself like Hell yeah you go Me

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