sappy
I took a shit and it looked like a turkey
I want to formulate a response to this but I do NOT know what to say ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
I wonder if it's like finding a specifically shaped chip. Try listing it on eBay ๐
sometimes I see art so beautiful on this app I have to sit and make incomprehensible noises for a few seconds upon seeing it
once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it
as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY โDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGโ? THEY ARENโT FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEโS THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. โBuuut i donโt wanna take them to the hospital!!!โ WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUโD RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUโRE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Me, going through life claiming I've finished House when in fact my ending is Season 8 episode 20๐
even more sick hilson.. the patient needs hurt/comfort to live
More sick Hilson hurt/comfort flavour coming up!!!!!!
thanks for the request :D