Dickblaster2000 - SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello husband

HELLO !!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

God, I fucking LOVE monster

i could blog better than this but i won't

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

the humble zombie girl

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Im about to geek I hate my phone so much 💔💔💔 this shit is running at 2 frames a year 💔💔💔. Im so jealous of people with functional phones 😭

EVERYTIME I OPEN AN APP IT GOES "___ has stopped responding" LIKE.. I JUST OPENED IT????????? 😭😭😭😭😭

i have like 5 apps on this thing. A small amount of pictures. And everyday I get the notifaction that I'm OUT OF STORAGE.

My friends trying to text me get a response every 4 business years because that's how often i have patience to open an app, have it crash 6 times, freeze the screen 2 times, start playing music out to no where 4 times, and restart the whole phone 5 times. AND THEN I GET INTO THE APP , KEYBOARD LOADED, AND THEN I TYPE TO FAST AND DO IT ALL AGAIN.

who taught him that word

as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil

What would u do if I came to ur house at 4:56 am and strategically placed one (1) orange on your roof and then ran away

I'd be sad, because you didn't stay, then I'd wonder how you got on my roof