What Would U Do If I Came To Ur House At 4:56 Am And Strategically Placed One (1) Orange On Your Roof

What would u do if I came to ur house at 4:56 am and strategically placed one (1) orange on your roof and then ran away

I'd be sad, because you didn't stay, then I'd wonder how you got on my roof

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2 weeks ago

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!


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1 month ago
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND

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1 month ago

Hey spite

hey tylernol :3

Hey Spite

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1 month ago
It's Been A Long Week... Pass The Yaoi!

it's been a long week... pass the yaoi!

2 weeks ago

Normal fandoms: I don't know if I like this pairing, A has manipulated B quite a lot and they keep enabling each other's unhealthy coping mechanisms

Hilson fans: when they drug each other 🥰💗🥹

2 weeks ago

a true hilson warrior NEVER speaks ill of lisa cuddy or amber volakis 🔥🔥🔥🔥


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2 weeks ago

Trans women are women. Pass it on 🗣️

Trans Women Are Women. Pass It On.

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

2 weeks ago

I need to stop reblogging things I don't understand because they look funny HELPP


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