Dickblaster2000 - SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sappy

Hate when I lay down and my back Does that Thing. where it shoots like stinging pain through my spine for a few seconds and then is like "actually I'm okay now lol" and goes away.

once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

I used to have nightmares about the evil model magic man

these stemmed from me being mad someone mixed my model magic

The evil model magic man

(Mod note, this is actually trauma I share with him)

Husband, I put the stars you gave me on a necklace

THATS SO PEAKKK now I have to make more so the necklace becomes full with stars LMAO

Me, going through life claiming I've finished House when in fact my ending is Season 8 episode 20😔