Dickblaster2000 - SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIIII ALL THE COOL PEOPLE COME BE FRIENDS WITH ME IF YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY WICKED GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im about to geek I hate my phone so much 💔💔💔 this shit is running at 2 frames a year 💔💔💔. Im so jealous of people with functional phones 😭

EVERYTIME I OPEN AN APP IT GOES "___ has stopped responding" LIKE.. I JUST OPENED IT????????? 😭😭😭😭😭

i have like 5 apps on this thing. A small amount of pictures. And everyday I get the notifaction that I'm OUT OF STORAGE.

My friends trying to text me get a response every 4 business years because that's how often i have patience to open an app, have it crash 6 times, freeze the screen 2 times, start playing music out to no where 4 times, and restart the whole phone 5 times. AND THEN I GET INTO THE APP , KEYBOARD LOADED, AND THEN I TYPE TO FAST AND DO IT ALL AGAIN.

faggot!!!

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

redrew my old gacha OC expecting to be a hater but like .. she's lowk a cutie ???? like ... 8 year old me might have been on to some shit

sometimes I see art so beautiful on this app I have to sit and make incomprehensible noises for a few seconds upon seeing it

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE