Anyone Else Feel Called Out…? By CantHugEveryPlatypus

Someone get scout out of the backrooms

rate my weirdcore guys

Completely understand this, I formed years ago and still don't fully understand what species I am. It's like I'm human but there's something off about it, it's not quite obvious until you observe and it can be really confusing to understand even for me. But I'm not human but kind of am in some weird nonhumany way.

-Wilford (he/she/it/pop)

in completely other news did any other nonhuman alters not know what species/thing they were when they first split/became self aware? I know im not human but idk what i am lmao

Y’all hate women in power so much

actually anon, what i hate are tories. and i especially hate someone who is anti trans and retained a cabinet of people who were anti lgbtq and voted against marriage equality. i also hate someone who decided to model themselves after margret thatcher, a woman whose policies caused mass unemployment, damaged the lives of ordinary people who even lost their homes due to high interest rates and limited free school meals policies, and who was so hated that 'ding dong the witch is dead' hit #1 when she died. i don't hate women in power, i hate liz truss who did the minimum when my country is facing a cost of living crisis, when people are having to chose between starving or freezing, and who went ahead with a policy to cut taxes to the rich (despite being told it wouldn't work!) and only achieved crashing our economy, so the poor once again suffer.

AHEEM HEEM can i show you horrors that will melt your bones? oh please please please??

how on earth do you even plan to clean all this up, damien? ink doesn’t come out of cloth!

(tadaaa, the chosen request for the new year: 'wil interacting with goopy dark'!)

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

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Jason & Friends

Actually that post about medic tf2 dying and being sent to hell on 2023 isn't something I believe in.

Medic was supposed to die in 1973. The contract wasn't binding, and medic was on his way to heaven. The only reason he gets 50 more years is because he pissed off the devil so much with his board of directors of his souls bullshit that he was able to negotiate for an extended life. The devil would much prefer he get a few more years on earth than let him make a fool out of hell.

The only way medic loses in this scenario is if the devil gets a majority stake in medic's souls in those 50 years, but there's no chance of that happening. The devil's hubris is much too great to just let him walk free, so all medic has to do is make a new deal.

For the rest of eternity, the devil will be scheming to trick and tempt the medic out of his remaining souls, and medic will be conning his way into getting just a few more years.

It's ironic. All these idiots are fighting to the death for australium so they can finally be immortal, and the guy who actually achieves it never touched the stuff

Winter Cocoa

I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO POST THIS FOR A MONTH.