Actually that post about medic tf2 dying and being sent to hell on 2023 isn't something I believe in.
Medic was supposed to die in 1973. The contract wasn't binding, and medic was on his way to heaven. The only reason he gets 50 more years is because he pissed off the devil so much with his board of directors of his souls bullshit that he was able to negotiate for an extended life. The devil would much prefer he get a few more years on earth than let him make a fool out of hell.
The only way medic loses in this scenario is if the devil gets a majority stake in medic's souls in those 50 years, but there's no chance of that happening. The devil's hubris is much too great to just let him walk free, so all medic has to do is make a new deal.
For the rest of eternity, the devil will be scheming to trick and tempt the medic out of his remaining souls, and medic will be conning his way into getting just a few more years.
It's ironic. All these idiots are fighting to the death for australium so they can finally be immortal, and the guy who actually achieves it never touched the stuff
thinking about how Damien started as the exact opposite of genre aware (ie. being the only character in a murder mystery to act like a normal person and not a character in a murder mystery) and now he's one of two characters who can directly pull the viewer out of whatever genre they're in. the man's a walking anti-narrative field.
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
Oh my god. Wilford Warfstache and Deadpool are the exact same flavor of Queer Man.
I hope Marvin and Jackie’s dynamic in the comic books is
“He’s an idiot, oh no that’s MY idiot”
This is both Jackie and Marvin’s POV
Anyone else feel called out…? by CantHugEveryPlatypus
Nothing can change my mind.
They. Are. Ginger
I will die on this hill.
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theyre making fun of u for going apeshit over that shoe