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oneshots

☞the introduction

act one

i. dry humping

ii. fondling

iii. handjob

iv. fingering

v. phone sex

vi. blowjob

vii. thigh riding

viii. loss of virginity

act two

ix. [redacted]

x. [redacted]

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blurbs

☞luke and cherry making out on a rainy day

☞luke and cherry having a lazy day

☞luke trying to teach cherry how to cook

☞luke helping cherry with her errands

☞luke helping cherry put her christmas tree up

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i know i've said this before but i'm going to say it again because the more i work with geriatric women the stronger i feel about the fact that the only anti-aging that women in their 20s/30s should be obsessed with is building strong bones and muscle mass. that's like the most important thing you can you can do right now to lay a good foundation for healthy aging. you can botox the shit out of your face but that's not going to do anything to save you from dying prematurely from a fatal hip fracture that you can't bounce back from because you didn't do anything to prevent yourself from becoming frail and breakable. like i know that sounds harsh but that is reality for a lot of older women and i don't want that to be you.

it's because

even a monster, a woman must remain fuckable.

But to be honest. Men need fap material. Game devs want them to spend more time playing these games right?

The video game trope of the naked female boss is getting old. I can play a game and fight tones of male bosses, all ugly, old or covered in armor, clearly their beauty isn't he point, but the minute it's a female boss she's just a beautiful girl with no clothe on. They don't even necessarily look bad in terms of design (I like the goddess Hela in Hellblade), but the difference with how male bosses are treated is obvious. In Elden Ring not a single male boss was hot. They were all ugly, monstrous or old. No pretty faces, nice slim bodies and none conveniently losing his clothes during phase two and showing his perky youthful ass. I'm embarrassed for the devs.

And don't get me started on horror games and movies. Not only are women naked but their femaleness is used as a scare factor. I'm so tired of this shit.

Rhys: While I'm gone, Feyre, you're in charge.

Feyre: Yes!!

Rhys, whispering: Azriel, you're secretly in charge.

Azriel: Obviously.

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