Rhys: While I'm Gone, Feyre, You're In Charge.

My blog is about nothing. I reblod random Tumblr post I find myself cracking a smile at.

I need a diary of dummy funny things

Just third degree yearns for all my fictional husbands.

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Lord Stanley’s BINGO

Hello friends (and foes). @imperatorrrrr and I have created a 'yoffs BINGO for everyone's enjoyment.

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The nosferatu red carpet premiere....this is so fucking tragic its almost laughable

Reminds me of the post that said - "if it's so empowering, why aren't the men doing it too?'

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we need to have a very important meeting.. in my bedroom..🫣

damn dude, straight up to the point

- iii]; )'

Taken from Stevens Adler's book. A drummer of Guns N Roses. This were 80s but nothing has changed still in this matter.

Men will use you as long as you are useful to them. No loyalty. You didn't even follow up on her laid off Steven even after all she's done for your band? disappointing.

Then they had a manager who was sucking them dry off money and contributing to the band falling apart. Nice move.

We don't have the same power in workplace as men do to this day. You will be skipped during picking candidates for higher positions. Men will be seen as defaults. They will have higher ups reach to them directly. The company will not even do internal hiring for a position. They probably do have a candidate. A guy. Still apply. Even if you think you don't meet criteria's.

oneshots

☞the introduction

act one

i. dry humping

ii. fondling

iii. handjob

iv. fingering

v. phone sex

vi. blowjob

vii. thigh riding

viii. loss of virginity

act two

ix. [redacted]

x. [redacted]

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blurbs

☞luke and cherry making out on a rainy day

☞luke and cherry having a lazy day

☞luke trying to teach cherry how to cook

☞luke helping cherry with her errands

☞luke helping cherry put her christmas tree up

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steeling from big corpo is a way to. (checks in avocado as potato...)

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