Just Third Degree Yearns For All My Fictional Husbands.

😂 I am sorry but I laughed. It just sounds like a stand-up.

Reminded me of when I baby sat a 6yo boy and he was looking up on his school tablet "nakyd women" with friends.

Boy!!! Do your zoom calls!

the misogyny social contagion of these boys start at the age of 0

I don't think I ever told the story of when I was sexually harassed by a little boy. Sounds insane when I say it like that, but that's technically what happened. It was three in the morning and I couldn't sleep when my phone rang. Obviously, at this hour, I got worried something might have happened to a loved one, so I answered. A child's voice responded in a whisper: "How big are your boobs?" To which I replied, after a second of shock, "go to bed" and hung up. I could picture him in the dark of his bedroom, dialing random numbers, whispering so his parents wouldn't hear and immediately thinking of something sexual to say when he heard a woman's voice on the line. He called back, and I answered, determined to teach him a lesson. This time, he whispered that he wanted me to suck his dick. Based on his voice, I'd say he was around seven years old, maybe less, maybe more, but no older than ten. So I said I was going to tell his parents what he was doing. He got scared and hung up in a hurry. He called back and apologized, begging me not to tell. I told him never to speak that way again to any woman or girl and to stop calling me. He sounded like he was about to cry. I said that I knew where he lived based on his phone number and that I would contact the police and his parents would know what he did if he didn't stop. He sounded terrified as he begged me again. He called back a few times and asked me if we could be friends. I said no, I'm old enough to be your mom, you said disgusting things to me, and you shouldn't be talking with strangers in the first place. I have your number, and if I hear one more thing from you, I'll wake your parents and tell them what a vulgar and disgusting son they have. He didn't call back. And that's the story of when a literal child sexually harassed me in the middle of the night.

Our man yet again sent to the bad boy box😩

[ARBER] during the pre season game against the leafs 28.09.2024

Rhys: While I'm gone, Feyre, you're in charge.

Feyre: Yes!!

Rhys, whispering: Azriel, you're secretly in charge.

Azriel: Obviously.

Nothing to add here

Hehe

we need to have a very important meeting.. in my bedroom..🫣

damn dude, straight up to the point

- iii]; )'

The nosferatu red carpet premiere....this is so fucking tragic its almost laughable

Reminds me of the post that said - "if it's so empowering, why aren't the men doing it too?'

players i write for:

⫷quinn hughes⫸

⫷jack hughes⫸

⫷luke hughes⫸

⫷trevor zegras⫸

⫷nico hischier⫸

⫷mat barzal⫸

⫷anthony beauvillier⫸

⫷andrei svechnikov⫸

⫷john marino⫸

⫷poly!nicojack⫸

other players possibly available on request.

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series:

⫷the nhl mobverse⫸

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365 "are you lost baby girl?"

ACEPTAR "I found you my darling"

(I am not correcting. ACEPTAR the truth)

SJM really gave us a beutifully complex character who fights against oppression, slavery and classism, would do anything for his people, is a poet & musician and we were supposed to root for Rhysand because he *checks notes* has black hair and tattoos