What Is This, My Oc??? :0

Eh, I painted this art a long time ago. It was an art to my invented AU Gravity Falls, in which Ford and Bill switch roles, so to speak. Ford is an evil genius with an ancient dark magic, which he mastered from a book he had once found. And Bill, on the contrary, is a kind creature who protects the town from all misfortunes

I decided to draw something with colored pencils on a piece of paper. Present you to Alastor.

I'm going to eat concrete thinking about the concept of Bill being kinda obsessed with Ford post-betrayal. Like Bill was very gleefully mocking Ford when he found out the truth and he probably thought it was hilarious that Ford went as far as to not question him and straight up worshipping him but then you get hints that Bill started to actually think Ford would continue to help him and maybe even that Bill saw himself in him. And like I DO think Bill might've considered Ford his closest friend by the time Weirdmageddon happened. Like this guy's relationships are shallow. He bosses his friends around and considering he can't even be honest to himself about his own feelings, I doubt he has any deeper conversations with anyone. But he shows to be willing to actually open up towards Ford. And he wants him to be on his side so bad. He asks Ford to join him three times. But not only do these two have an absolutely loaded past, but even Bill's affection towards Ford is... kinda shallow. Like it's still based on a ton of projection. The only way Bill can ever see Ford around him on the same side is if he accepts Weirdmageddon. And once Ford rejects that and diverges from Bill's wishful thinking, he's back to being Bill's punching bag. yknow

Чёрный куб :>

A little while ago I saw online someone had made a DND character sheet for Ford Pines. In the ability scores area, they had intelligence as the highest (makes sense), and strength as one of the lowest (fair enough)

But then they had wisdom as second highest and dexterity as second lowest, and I gotta say, I think those two need to be flipped

I mean let’s start with dexterity. Now I’m not an expert on DND by any means so apologies if I am misunderstanding dexterity here, but others have pointed out that Ford spent his entire adulthood chasing after and/or running from paranormal creatures. I guess I just feel like he has to have high dexterity for him to have even survived all those years.

Also this

But wisdom being low is where I feel most strongly.

I wouldn’t be the first to point out that Ford, while highly intelligent, completely lacks common sense.

People have noted that the safety measures for turning the portal on and off should have been reverse, that the portal shouldn’t have been that easy to turn on by accident and yet it required at least two people to turn it off.

He keeps an infinity die in a “cheap plastic case”

He gives a 12 year old a cross bow

He gives another 12 year old a mind control tie and tells him to “use it responsibly”

He takes Dipper out on several missions that were probably too dangerous for him, refer to the magnet gun above, where Dipper, if he didn’t do it right, could have fallen to his death, and Ford also took him on the mission to shoot Bill for …some reason???? Leave the 12 year old at home when you go kill god to save the world from the current apocalypse! Why do I even need to say that??? Also “don’t worry I’ve been down here countless times and all the aliens are dead…probably”

As I recall, “Bill proofing the shack” was his first line of defense and “Bill proof our minds” was “the next best thing” …shouldn’t those be reversed??? You gotta leave the shack at some point????

According to journal 3, Ford was the one who encouraged Stan to take the kids on a road trip RIGHT AFTER BILL PROOFING THE SHACK, which completely defeats the purpose of doing that in the first place.

I’ve pointed this out before, “Mabel will be fine! I watched her become pen pals with the pizza delivery man in the 15 seconds he was at the door!” … Ford…that’s creepy has hell, keep that pizza delivery man away from your niece!”

When weirdmageddon started he wrote in his journal????? And drew a lovely little detailed image?????

See that little greenish sticky note at the top? That’s my little note that says “when did you have time to write this?????” Seriously what. “It’s the end of the world…i gotta draw this and write a little entry on it before I save everyone!!!” It’s the drawing that really gets me. Okay write a note in case someone else has to take over but WHY THE DRAWING

And finally, everyone is holding hands at the Cipher Wheel. Stan is essential and is refusing to join unless Ford thanks him for saving him. Ford reluctantly does so. It’s now clear that Stan is willing to put everyone, Dipper and Mabel included, at risk just because he wants a thank you, so Ford decides this is a really good time to CORRECT STAN’S GRAMMAR

Look I say this with love but,

Ford may be the smartest people in the room but he’s also the biggest dumbass in the room. This man has no wisdom.

...looks thoughtfully into the distance in a green coat, lighting a cigarette...

TOA: Addiford In Colour:

Original Sketch by @hntrgurl13

Clean Up/Colour by @scipunk63

Thanks for liking my art aswell. ☆

Thank you for your creativity! It is marvelous!

fierce fight

Bill and space.My favorite topic.