Direct Lestat Quote From The Book That I Like To Imagine Is Said In An Index-finger-to-the-chin-while-nodding-like-brittany-broski

”Hell, you won’t even have a chance to tell them. Armand will hear you coming. Then he’ll kill you on sight. You do know they have to see you to burn you up, don’t you? They can’t do it unless they can see you. But Armand will hunt you down and you won’t be able to hide.”

why is this hot?? what’s wrong with me??

just saw Moulin Rouge for the first time and where are the Devil’s Minions AUs 💢💳💢💳

the desired courtesan falls in love with the kinda pathetic but endearing poor writer? the courtesan who gets deathly sick has to leave the boy to save him?? in a theatre in paris???

the play they’re making being an orientalist spectacle playing on Armand’s Indian heritage?? hello

Thus far Tav!Armand’s relationships with the other characters are:

- Astarion: saw through his ’seduction for survival’ thing immediately because it’s something he recognised in himself, rivals or trauma bonding? idk yet

- Shadowheart: they’re beefing because S is keeping secrets and A tried to dig around in her brain, there can only be one mysterious bitch around here

- Laezel: wants to fuck him? but what's new, mutual respect

- Gale: Armand thinks he’s endearing, they could yap for hours about anything

- Wyll: I think they’d have a great flirting stage but ultimately I think they have a difficult time truly understanding each other

- Karlach: how could anyone not love her?? she likes Armand because he believes in her

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

Sketches with Vik

Raphael could totally just talk you into having an orgasm

Promo photoshoot for IWTV season 3 question mark?? But seriously, if the actors do something like that — I might perish.

Armand's adventures in Faerun continue...

Gale comparing Armand to Tara:

kitty Armand confirmed

Killin’ us

“Arguing as foreplay?” - Daniel Molloy