I’m Using A Character Name Generator And It Just Gave Me The Name Waffle Treason.  Due To This Event

there's such a difference between houses you want to live in and houses you'd want to grow up in and its so weird

since in TOS the characters sometimes all wear the same eyeshadow i've come to a few possible conclusions

everyone saw spock wearing it and decided they wanted to do they same (boring)

they all accidentally bought the exact same eyeshadow and the same store at the same time. they kept seeing each other and pretending they didn't so they wouldn't have to talk to their coworkers (slightly amusing)

everyone is actively stealing spock's eyeshadow right from his room to wear it. he has found people applying eyeshadow in his bathroom several times. he cannot get them to stop (fun)

the senior staff has meetings every morning where they do each other's make up (very fun)

don't want to make sense here anymore, sorry

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

the aro agenda is [REDACTED]

this is a warning to all [REDACTED] the aromantics are coming to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and if we have our way you'll never see a living turtle again.

crowley is so funny bc he's down bad for dean but unlike cas he's able to multitask and NOT make it his whole personality.

like yeah he wants him smth bad but he's also got a job so

two truths and a lie

(another practice in drawing expressions)

writing prompt bc i don't know what to do with it -

an alien comes down to earth and has to blend in and seem human (you know what i mean, they're gathering info or something) and to prepare themselves they watch stuff on youtube to get a lay of the land and culture. problem is they only watch videos from those shitty life hack channels like five minute crafts and, more importantly, troom troom and watch those my story animated type videos to create what they think is a plausible human back story. they then move into a human apartment complete with human roommates and pretend to be human to gather information on the human life experience.

maybe they're an alien scientist trying to study humans and their culture or something.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.