Happy Regular Platypus :)

I want a Mistborn videogame so fucking bad. The movement and fighting style would transfer so well to a videogame medium. The blue lines, the choice of what metal you'd have (oh maybe you pick one metal at the start and you can try to get through the whole game with one metal or go an Inquisitor route and start collecting more metals to use and it could entirely change how people interact with you. The more inquisitor you are, the more you get choices influenced by the lord ruler or ruin himself. It would completely change dialogue and interaction options. Oooo there could be so much), the possibility of hiding amongst the nobility. God there's so much they could do with that

In a world of Moashs, be an Adolin:

Be kind!

Maintain healthy platonic relationships!

Train hard in the field you're passionate about!

Dress to feel good about yourself!

If someone threatens your family, put a dagger through their eye socket and into their brain, then throw their corpse out a very high window!

Hoid/Wit as gen z. This is my very first animatic.

This audio from Pat Mandziy was too good. I saw it in my mind instantly

Crazy post WaT theory: Dalinar’s cognitive shadow is still alive.

When Retribution tried to save and use him, what stopped him was that Dalinar was “claimed by another”. And that he slipped through his fingers. This suggests to me that while Dalinar was connected to both Honor and Odium, there was a third shard he was more connected to.

He previously rejected Odium for Honor in Oathbringer, and at the climax of this book, rejected Honor, favoring growth over adherence to the oaths.

He rejected Honor in favor of Cultivation, and she now has his cognitive shadow.

Using a duralumin spike (identity), could you hemalurgically steal someone’s gender?

Master Thaidakar is very disappointed in your results, Iyatil.

(All credit to u/pokedragonboy on reddit for making this!)

combatting the antacids i just took by shoveling straight acetic acid into my mouth

WoK and WoR Kaladin whenever people mention he has the same abilities as Gavilar's assassin

Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?