You. Cannot. Have. My. SACRIFICE!

Notable exception to this pattern - Gavilar Kholin.

The more I learn, the more I seethe with rage. Especially after RoW? How dare you speak to her that way? You would forsake your friends, you’re comrades? You think you’re hot shit? Boy you stepped in it.

Perish.

I think Sanderson’s greatest strength when writing is being able to make you initially hate a character with your whole being and then, through expanding the world and the narrative, makes those same characters fan favorites.

Rereading TWoK’s I’m reminded of how the first time I read I fucking HATED Adolin. What a dick. What an asshole. Jock. Daddy’s money ass rich boy.

Now, after reading all of Stormlight I would probably pass away if anything bad happened to him. His whimsy? Unmatched. Style? Impeccable. Aptitude for revenge? Present. He is My Little Pony (power of friendship). He’s just a horse girl that likes clubbing and making new friends.

Same thing happened for me with Susebron, TenSoon, Marsh, etc etc etc.

Master Thaidakar is very disappointed in your results, Iyatil.

(All credit to u/pokedragonboy on reddit for making this!)

Thinking about Chinese covers of the Cosmere books

Artist is Jian Guo

What the storm did you do, you cremling son of a chull? I'll have you know I graduated at top of my class in the Windrunner Initiates. I have been involved in numerous secret campaigns against the Parshendi, and I have over 300 confirmed shards. I am trained in bridge-running and I am the top Windrunner in the entire Alethi military. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Roshar, mark my words.

“They watch me, always, waiting. I see their faces in mirrors. Symbols. Twisted. Inhuman.”

- Elokhar, WoK

He’s a lightweaver guys he’s not crazy just listen to himmmmmm

For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!

:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

"Not every problem can be solved by 22 swords, Adolin"

"That's why I have 23 swords"

RotE dragons my beloved

Friend said there should be a remix of moash saying "I am mostly unchained" with Good Luck Babe so I made it