When People Figure Out That Intrusive Thoughts Aren’t Quirky Thoughts About Wanting To Paint Your Hair

i just saw every post from this thread separately and not in order 😭

also ur literally a homo Theo admit it

YOURE GAY ‼️‼️💥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💪💪

You’re literally married to multiple men, that’s gay

GUYS‼️‼️

AHHHHHHH

saw doesn't even register as a horror movie to me anymore she's like my best friend

Me when they announced the saw 11 delay

@/gl4ssC0ff1n on twitter!

canon

love the Paul and Richie support

r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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Abed and Troy understand the Saw grind 🙏

they're the only ones who get it

all the spider people are trans and queer

also i am literally spider-man (i will fight ppl on this)

yes.

I need them to interact

IT WAS ADAM AND LAWRENCE NOT ADAM AND EVE.

canon