Bottoms Text Posts (pt. 1?)

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

My new favorite niche: B99/Egyptian mythology crossover

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE + egyptian gods and goddesses insp. | art credit.

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!

Not a scene but a god damn bug race

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

People on twitter “omg I hope one day we get an Andrew pov.” I actually don’t want that ever bc I’m pretty sure I’ll drive my car to a lake and put a brick on the gas pedal

Finally got around to seeing the little mermaid and holy shit was Halle Bailey perfectly cast. All of her emotions so easily can be understood through her facial expressions alone and her looks of wonder make her such an endearing character in the way the animated movie couldn’t.

Also her HAIR. I simply cannot get over it. It is so perfectly done with the mix of locs and looser straight hair. It makes the underwater scenes so perfect and dynamic just from the way her hair floats. I know the hair crew spent a TON of money on the hair and it was worth every cent.

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

Kinda crazy how BBC Sherlock’s main “superpower” was googling quickly