Cooking Horror Game Where You Play As A Cook Working In The Galley Of A Ship In The 1800s. There’s

"what do butch4butch couples even do" um this

Hunger Games didn’t really eat holes in my brain the way that it did for some other people but god the opening lines. The opening lines. Katniss wakes up in bed and immediately, instinctively reaches beside her, only to find the bed empty and cold. Before we even know her name – before we know literally anything about her or this world or her place in that world – we know that she loves someone. We know that she is reaching for where Prim should be, sleeping safe and warm beside her, but Prim is not there. She is not there, and her half of the bed is cold and empty. People talk about characters being “doomed by the narrative” when most of the time the character was literally just a well-foreshadowed death, but Prim WAS doomed by the narrative. It’s the very first thing we learned. It’s the most key, integral, important piece of information we’re given about everything that is about to happen: Every single choice Katniss makes is to protect her little sister, and it isn’t enough. In the end, Prim still dies. Prim was dead before the story even started. Katniss, reaching. Prim’s side of the bed was cold and empty. There is no version of this story where Prim could have been saved. Katniss, reaching. The very first thing she does in the series. She wakes, and she reaches, but Prim is already gone. THAT is how you do Doomed By The Narrative. Edit: Also it is key that there was literally nothing Katniss could have done differently. If she had not acted to save Prim, Prim would not have survived the Hunger Games. But by acting to save Prim, Katniss accidentally kicked off an entire rebellion and ultimately massively increased the amount of danger Prim was actually in. The key is that this is irrelevant. If Katniss had done literally anything differently, Prim still would have died. If Katniss had faltered or changed course at any point, Prim still would have died. There was never a point where Katniss could have changed Prim’s fate. There’s no version of this story where Prim lives to see the end of it. She’s dead before the story begins. That’s doomed by the narrative.

Someone needs to take away my eBay account because I can’t stop buying Really Cool Stuff.

One can only buy so many vintage fetish magazines and cryptozoology magazines and lame T-shirts before it becomes a Problem.

Oh but “I’ll create an archive one day” I say! “I’ll invest in a button making machine!” Bro you have a metric ton of vintage fet porn it’s becoming a problem.

Anyway maybe I’ll take pics and show you some of the insane awesome stuff I have one day to make it feel more acceptable

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

Letterpress print on black linen cloth. 24point clearface heavy. This took 4 hours to set the type btw.

Text reads: “I fantasize about a dildo with nerve endings. I type "how to fuck a partner with my clitoris" into the search bar. The results are articles & reddit posts with tips for helping your boyfriend find your clit. I realy think str8 folks should have to search through dozens of search results about Dyke sex before finding whatever they were actually looking for. Anyway. I imagine pulling my leather harness over my hips, the black silicone connecting just above my clit. They kiss me and trace the scars on my chest. They let me touch them & they touch my silicone, they guide me inside of them. I'm not sure what this would feel like, A dildo with nerve endings does not yet exist. But I know it would be as close to heaven as i'll get.”

You might see something by me in there… go support this awesome project if you can!

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This is your chance to order a copy (esp if you want to collect at RDC7) and help support the costs of us sending free copies to our contributors.

You have until the end of May to pledge!

Including all the great art, fics, essays and more contained in the (soon to be unpublished) first edition, we're thrilled to include over 30 new works. With more fics, essays, personal pieces, memes, tattoos and a lot more art. 

Adapt Evolve Become: The Genderqueer Fandom of NBC's Hannibal, second edition, will publish July 2025 and backers have the option to pick up their copy in person at Red Dragon Con 7 in London if attending. 

Stretch Goals: Currently we just have the two pledge options - postage or collection - but should we meet the funding goal we will look into producing stretch goals for everyone such as stickers, bookmarks and postcards. 

No digital copy: There won't be a digital copy available as part of this Kickstarter as we plan to release a digital copy free online the same as the first edition. 

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I propose kiss. Kissing. Now please.

Like I’m literally destroying my life… but I’m having fun I guess?

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

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Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s