When You Watch The Movie For The Hot Middle Aged Actor You Have A Crush On

Inspired by another meme and I had to.

War would have ended right there.

when she holds your thigh while driving >>>>>

I just want Vi to get slapped around a bit by hot dominant women (cough cough Caitlyn). I think that would fix her.

Logan who slowly lets himself slip into his animalistic traits once he’s dating Wade and feels safe. And knows nothing will put Wade off. Logan who purrs while he’s eating a good meal, who purrs to self-sooth, who purrs while laying in Wade’s lap.

Logan who gently bunts his head to Wade’s in the morning, or when he’s greeting him. Logan who rolls over on to their back to show his sense of security, and playfully smacks Wade’s hands away when he goes to give him belly rub until he lets himself accept them.

Logan who gives Wade a few loving licks to his hands, neck and face.

Wade who play fights with Logan, and understands that because of their predator-prey instincts Logan will oscillate between acting aggressive and acting submissive, and he adapts accordingly. Logan gets what Wade calls the ‘zoomies’ which when he wants to play fight with Wade, and Wade always knows cos he looks at him with wide, slow blinking eyes and he gives him a playful bow, think puppy pose in yoga.

Wade who only lightly teases him on the stuff that aren’t to with his traits and finds it funny that Logan loves morning walks with him as much as Puppins, and the he’s always putting the lead on Puppins and they always get coffee for them and a puppuccino for Puppins. He calls it walk and treat time.

Wade who doesn’t mind that Logan clings to his side at the parties he throws and hides in Al’s bedroom when it gets overwhelming.

Logan who has a big stretch every morning, where his claws come out as he stretches.

When you watch the movie for the hot middle aged actor you have a crush on

Din, pointing: May I sit there?

Paz: That's my lap

Din: That doesn't answer my question, Paz.

A monthly dose of serotonin

They just,,, they're really just sleeping together...

THE MANDALORIAN Chapter 3: The Sin

Damn - could they not just have said either:

a: I continuously roll a nat1 on perception and therefore lack the skill of understanding subtext, nuance, denotation and anything that I'm not explicitly told.

b: I'm simply so ignorant that i probably should refrain from sharing my silly thoughts, yet here I am. Also known as being loudly homophobic.

Defending Will Byers from morons on the Internet isn’t enough, I need to storm the beaches of Normandy at this point

BeKindGoodVibes, with no hint of irony:

Why they make him a rainbow person 😡

a place where someone loves you — neil hilborn