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I continue to rotate selkie!Izzy

Following on from a tiny Hot Potato I tossed back and forth with the wonderful @carrymelikeimcute...

Ed destroyed Izzy's coat during the Kraken era.

He regretted it So Fucking Much as soon as he started wanting to live rather than... trying to push Izzy and the others to kill him by abusing them as much as humanely possible.

But he still fucking destroyed it.

Izzy isn't going to leave him over this (even if Ed simultaneously thinks he should, for Izzy's sake; and can't bear to let him go). But there's this awful sadness when he looks at the sea now, and it makes Ed's stomach knot all the way up into his throat.

Buttons has the perfect solution. If Ed goes on a quest to find the real Goddess Calypso, she'll be able to give Izzy a new coat! So the Revenge crew sail away on a new mission, bound for Tia Dalma's grotto........

I just want semi-broken-up (but trying to fix things, but should absolutely go their separate ways) Edizzy having one last adventure together 🥺 I think I'd prefer it to end with them saying goodbye for good, with Ed waving to a happy chubkins seal who swims off into the bright horizon after the Revenge and her crew! Because they were Izzy's family, goddammit, and he deserved to stay with them.

I'm gay

no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

they cut this scene from the pilot because it was too gay!!!!!! too explicit!!!!! stop looking at each other like that!! stop playing soft and heartfelt music!!!!

muzzled mutt

and then they did, right?

goat fight. non-negotiable.

The way vi is holding cait's arm

From: star_ry_eyed (twitter)

“remember me,” i sing. by @scarletvisionss

Tbh, I can't point fingers at Disney/mcu making comics/movies based on the culture I grew up in and calling it "mythology" since we (Scandinavia) do that too, (albeit ridiculously and yet still way more accurate, go figure) But trademarking it? Oof, the audacity. If anybody deserves to trademark Loki, it's this guy and his rhapsody, simply because it is an absolute banger. I said what i said.

Can I just say that it makes me feel icky that the twn fandom portrays Geralt and the other witchers as uncultured, uneducated cavemen who never wash themselves. Himbo trope and memes aside, witchers are smart as hell, they are educated - they know alchemy, basic magic, human and monster biology, geography and much more. They need all that knowledge to survive, education is a huge part of their job. Just because they’re not familiar with every culture and customs in the world, (which is understandable, because they never stay in one place for too long)  doesn’t mean they’re stupid. From a young age, they’re taught to keep their emotions in check, go through very traumatic things as part of their training, so yeah, they’re a little awkward around people and they grew up isolated from the world, so their manners might be lacking a little. That still doesn’t mean they’re some kind of uncultured cavemen. They developed their own culture, but are generally open-minded, so they don’t mind learning about other cultures or religions. I’d say they’re more educated than some home-schooled posh bastard, because they’re well-travelled and keep learning new things on The Path. The twn fandom does witchers a huge disservice.