Morning Fic Concept........

once again thinking about my favourite kittycat-man

one time wade accidentally spooks him (makes a sudden loud noise in an understimulated audhd-way, because they've been sitting in silence while logan is calmly reading and he's obviously very chill and wade doesn't want to interrupt but GOD he is gonna exPLODE unless he makes NOISE, and as soon as he THINKS about screaming to give himself some audial/verbal stimulation, it just impulsively HAPPENS)

and by the time he's peeled logan off the ceiling and apologised

he has to bite his tongue to stop laughing because ALL of logan's fur is standing on end...

“Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his deadly toxin breathing 500 pound nundu.”

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Wait, so this didn't happen?

I need the artwork from the alternative reality Jayce got stuck in, seared, sewn, burned and tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. Because what the actual fuck.

goat fight. non-negotiable.

Love how the four options after gay divorce are Jesus, dictator, emo, and existential horror

The moment Jaskier decides to confront that dude who insulted his songwriting while Yen is all "don’t do it don’t do it don’t-" internally. Like she wouldn’t be the exact same, except with a higher success rate.

no children