Love How The Four Options After Gay Divorce Are Jesus, Dictator, Emo, And Existential Horror

and then they did, right?

dog day afternoon

(don't tag as ship, don't tag as tw///n)

[id: left to right: childhood versions of lambert, eskel, and geralt, laying under a tree in midday sun. geralt and lambert are leaning on eskel, who is leaning against a tree trunk. all three are asleep. /end id]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

The moment Jaskier decides to confront that dude who insulted his songwriting while Yen is all "don’t do it don’t do it don’t-" internally. Like she wouldn’t be the exact same, except with a higher success rate.

when she holds your thigh while driving >>>>>

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robin is the orange cat gf while nancy is the black cat gf <33

Blackhands break up fic where Izzy is a selkie who gave Ed his coat and swore to never let him drown. Every time Ed's gone into the water and been unable to fend for himself, Izzy pulled him out.

But the Trauma Crew demanded that Ed give the coat back as part of his rehabilitation reparations. Ed did so, though a part of him remains secure that Izzy is still his in every way that matters. Until Izzy almost dies and sails off with the Revenge crew, leaving Ed on land. Izzy, half dead, heard Ed talking about possibly burying him on land with him and Stede, and that was The Last Fucking Straw. They are Over with a capital O.

But after a couple months, when Ed's bored of the innkeepers gig, he decides he wants to see Izzy again. So, obviously, he jumps into the sea and waits.

And waits. And waits.

From there, it can go one of several ways: either Izzy never comes and Stede pulls a sobbing Ed out of the water who's finally realised that he and Izzy are broken beyond repair and he's lost his oldest friend, OR Izzy shows up and is massively pissed, but hugs a snuffly sad Ed and tells him a gentle but firm goodbye and that next time, he's on his own.

Or Ed literally drowns and his last thoughts are of Izzy coming to save him, but Izzy never does :3c

House, Wilson and their adopted Australian man-child

the biggest steal of 2019 is disney not making these two ships canon because they’re cowards