Gays! Homos, Even.

stop luring me into your found family! *sobs*

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

horrid morning ideas

Came Back Wrong dark!fic with Izzy getting revived after a month underground

only it's told from Ed's perspective

and you don't know if Izzy actually came back wrong or if Ed is just unable to accept that there's a happy ending here/is trying to convince himself this isn't HIS Izzy so he doesn't have to actually put in the work to properly apologise and make amends/is freaking out because Izzy is starting to critically think about everything Ed did to him and realising that, no, he didn't deserve to be abused like that, and Ed cannot handle the thought that Izzy might CHOOSE to leave him and would be in the right to do so -

I want Ed spiralling deeper and deeper into uncertainty, questioning his own judgement, leaping to wild conclusions, spying on Izzy to try and compile evidence, the works!

And then you have Izzy - who's either slowly coming to terms with the fact that what Ed did to him and the crew was never Izzy's fault, and starting to put distance between him and Ed because he wants to return to his real family, the crew... OR WHO LEGITIMATLY CAME BACK WRONG AND THE TWISTED THING WEARING HIS BODY IS TRYING TO MENTALLY DESTROY ED

But we as the audience don't know and Ed sure as fuck doesn't~

>:D

Legolas and Gimli get married at least 5 times and here’s why

Tbh, I can't point fingers at Disney/mcu making comics/movies based on the culture I grew up in and calling it "mythology" since we (Scandinavia) do that too, (albeit ridiculously and yet still way more accurate, go figure) But trademarking it? Oof, the audacity. If anybody deserves to trademark Loki, it's this guy and his rhapsody, simply because it is an absolute banger. I said what i said.

Headcanons for Theo that i think were caused by the dread doctors

he subconsciously washes his hands like surgeons do after watching them do pre-op before all his surgeries

becomes a vegetarian, i think that as the years go on with him with the dread doctors his aversion to meat grows and he just ends up being full vegetarian (only eating meat in full shift if he has to)

he knows how to sew and with the amount of fights hes in because of the war and the fact hes homeless, i think hes frequently sewing the bullet holes in his shirts to point that liam gets surprised that he's even trying to salvage his destroyed clothes

he's extremely good at slight of hand magic, at first he didnt really know what is was until Jenna was showing theo some photo albums from when liam was a kid and theres a bunch of photos of liam at magic camp. so then as hes teasing liam about how he had to drop it because liam found it too difficult, liam gets mad and tells theo to try it then. he does. hes great at it. liam is now even more mad. (the reasons hes good at it is because how much pickpocketing he did over his years with the doctors so that he could have a little money, i mean its not like they were giving him an allowance)

that is also the reason why theo is a little bit of a klepto, i mean he simply does not care about the law so he will steal whenever the fuck he wants (just never from a mom and pop shop bc hes evil but THAT evil okay)

theo is a big starer like this man will stare till there is no more staring to be done. sometimes its purposely creepy, sometimes its not. sometimes he just wants to lay next to liam and stare at his eyes for like 3 hrs while a stupid marvel movie liams trying to explain to him is on in the background

horrid morning ideas

Came Back Wrong dark!fic with Izzy getting revived after a month underground

only it's told from Ed's perspective

and you don't know if Izzy actually came back wrong or if Ed is just unable to accept that there's a happy ending here/is trying to convince himself this isn't HIS Izzy so he doesn't have to actually put in the work to properly apologise and make amends/is freaking out because Izzy is starting to critically think about everything Ed did to him and realising that, no, he didn't deserve to be abused like that, and Ed cannot handle the thought that Izzy might CHOOSE to leave him and would be in the right to do so -

I want Ed spiralling deeper and deeper into uncertainty, questioning his own judgement, leaping to wild conclusions, spying on Izzy to try and compile evidence, the works!

And then you have Izzy - who's either slowly coming to terms with the fact that what Ed did to him and the crew was never Izzy's fault, and starting to put distance between him and Ed because he wants to return to his real family, the crew... OR WHO LEGITIMATLY CAME BACK WRONG AND THE TWISTED THING WEARING HIS BODY IS TRYING TO MENTALLY DESTROY ED

But we as the audience don't know and Ed sure as fuck doesn't~

>:D

Adora: I love you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me

Catra: I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Adora: Yes

Catra:

Catra: Now I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you

jaskier: is the white hair part of your cutagens

geralt: what the fuck did you just say to me